Friday, October 24, 2008

if I only had a brain...

A play in 2 acts

(scene: last night upon my return from the laundr-0-mat)

Me: Honey, can you think of any reason why I only washed 2 pair of your underwear tonight?
LGK: No, there should have been more...I'm totally out..and I know I've been putting them in the hamper
Me: (rifles through the closet, upending hampers & throwing things around...convinced that he's fibbing and that he stashed them somewhere else and/or didn't wear any...)
Maybe the dog ate them??? No wait, I'd believe that if they were mine....but yours????

later
(scene: getting ready for bed)
Me: Where the hell are my jammie pants and work pants for tomorrow??? hmmmmm...I must be losing my mind!!!

Act the Second:

The next morning 8:00 AM

(Scene: the laundr-o-mat)
Me: Excuse me sir? do you work here? did anyone by chance leave a washer full of clothes here overnight?
Laundry Guy: Yup. There over there *smirk* happens all the time....

~Fin~

That, gentle readers is an indication of how scatter-brained/insane I've become. I left an entire load of laundry at the 'mat overnight....
Have I mentioned that I miss my w/d????? and does anyone know where I left the dog????

1 comment:

Unknown said...

if I lived in the SL..I would totally let you come over and use my W/D.. and if you left LGK's panties..I'd wear 'em on my head..